Best jokes for every day....

1. How much teddy bears never want to eat anything?

Because they’re always stuffed.

2. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

3. Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?

The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.

4. I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

5. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.